Archive for November, 2007
5 Reasons why CNBC Sucks!
1) Larry Kudlow – “We still believe that free-market capitalism is the best path to prosperity”, “Goldilocks is alive and well!” – Yea right, you republican ass-kisser. This guy actually supports Bush. Anyone who still support Bush the way this guy does must be out of their mind. How does this guy still have a [...]
learn to speak woman
Women… they will NEVER.. EVER… EVER… EVER… tell you what they want. They are the masters of the double-talk. Every day of their lives is “opposite day”. If you don’t believe, you are a total FOOL. Any man who have been in a longterm relationship knows this is absolute FACT. Here is my guide to [...]
building a nuclear bomb
This weekend I got into a debate with my girlfriend’s family members about the potential use of nuclear energy. Being a so called “tree-hugger”, although a very bad one, I was opposed to the proliferation of nuclear energy. I have two reasons for my position: 1) Use what we already have – I personally feel [...]
Make me crinkle my nose
Colbie Caillat – Bubbly I’ve been awake for a while now You make me feel like a child now ‘Cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes Makes me crinkle / wrinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you [...]
I hate how much I love you
Rihanna and Ne-Yo – Hate That I Love You [Ne-Yo:] but you won’t let me You upset me girl and then you kiss my lips All of a sudden I forget that I was upset Can’t remember what you did [Ne-Yo:] But I hate it [Rihanna:] You know exactly what to do So that I [...]
Why use CSS?
After reading through all the comments on a current digg submission regarding the rampant use of tables, I started to wonder why I even began coding in CSS. Although I have built a fair number of CSS layouts for web apps (examples in my resume), I have NEVER actually built anything using TABLES. This fact [...]
There are no coconuts in Hawaii
Did you know? There are NO freaking coconuts in Hawaii! Don’t believe me? Go to Hawaii and try to buy a fresh coconut. My girlfriend and I had to take a bus to the ghettos of Hawaii, just to find a coconut we could buy. It was almost as if we were going to the [...]
Scrubs – Guy Love
If there is a show that can hold a candle up to Simpsons, it’s Scrubs, and this is why: Scrubs – Guy Love o/` o/` Guy love, That’s all it is, Guy love, He’s mine, I’m his, There’s nothing gay about it in our eyes. o/` o/`
TD Ameritrade privacy woes
Ok, I just opened a letter from TD Ameritrade confirming my brokerage account. I was just about to sign it and send it back to them, when I realized how screwed up their letter is. They mailed me a letter confirming my account with all these things printed out on it: My Account Number, Name, [...]