Author Archives: Phil

Kevin Costner solves Climate Change

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Phil

Kevin Costner has done it folks! He has single handedly saved the world by building a miracle machine that converts GreenHouse Gases to puppies and cotten candy! This comes after the announcement that BP has bought over 30 machines that … Continue reading →

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My Solution to the Homeless Problem (sorta)

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Phil

Move over Gavin Newsome. Suck it Mayor Bloomberg. I have solved the homeless problem. No this is not some fancy scheme that involves communes and co-ops or other hippy ideas, and no, we are not going to call in the … Continue reading →

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