Category Archives: Rant

Dear Sys Admin of Lowes.com, Can you please fix the damn site. That shit is always lagging, or down. You are making me want to go to Home Depot! Great site, solid features, but damn, just about every time I’ve … Continue reading →

Unfortunately I’ve witness to many “moving” events, both personally and professionally, and I have come to the conclusion that moving furniture is a horrible waste of time and resources. Unlike my wife, who insists on hoarding tons of heavy furniture … Continue reading →

It’s not uncommonly for you to hear someone say “I hope I won’t regret eating this X day old Y”. Replace X with an expiration time frame, and Y with a food item. I just don’t get it. If you … Continue reading →

The reason some students don’t get financial aid is because they don’t know to apply for it… Seriously? Like Seriously? The government is giving you free money, through programs like the Pell Grant, and your excuse is you don’t know … Continue reading →

You know what sucks. Staying up until 1 in the morning trying to figure why some code you wrote will not work, when every piece of documentation you read seem to suggest that it should work. Then you find out … Continue reading →

So, can someone tell me why cashiers at the grocery stores always take your grocery basket and spill it all over the counter before they scan it? I don’t understand that. What is so hard about gently picking out each … Continue reading →

I wrote I hate sex in the city and it was a big hit. Let’s try to reproduce that success here. Let me tell you what I’ve learned from Grey’s Anatomy: The hospital breakroom is for sex – be careful … Continue reading →

Been looking at a lot of photographer’s websites lately. Here is one piece of opinion for all you photographers out there Please, for the love of humanity, stop using flash. Using flash is a terrible way to display your photographs. … Continue reading →

So I ordered some items from TigerDirect. Then this is the screen I see. Hrmm, ok… Who the f*ck needs to know my SSN? You can’t be f*cking serious. I already paid you, and you want me to give you … Continue reading →

Whoever invented, or have implemented a security question should be brought out in a public square and hung. Man F$@K you. I do not want have a favorite food, I did not have a childhood pet, I don’t know the … Continue reading →