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let’s talk about penises

This is by far, the most enlightening commentary on penises I have ever read. It is scientific? Probably not. It is true? I sure hope so. Credit to: Whoever this is The chart also doesn’t take into consideration the various … Continue reading

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undersea cables

We live in a world filled with technological magic. I say magic because not many of us actually know how the technology we use everyday work. If something was to happen to all the smart people in the world, the … Continue reading

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Exxon Mobil record profit

The stock market in going down the tubes, people’s houses are getting foreclosed on, millions of Americans don’t have health insurance, payroll is declining, global warming threatens the planet, and gas is $3.20+ YET…. the oil company is reporting record … Continue reading

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Evil pharmaceuticals

The other day on Law & Order, they had a show about an evil pharmaceutical company in cahoots with a University professor to test unsafe drugs on college students. The drugs caused healthy students to get depressed and eventually kill … Continue reading

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sappy Asian love stories

I have this sick fondness for sappy Asian movies about love. You know, the kind of movies about undying, unbreakable love. The kind of love where the guy rather stabs himself in the heart than hurt the woman he loves. … Continue reading

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Half man half tree

OK, this is definitely the strangest thing I have EVER seen in life. Not ONE of the strangest, it IS THE strangest. This dude has warts growing all over his body. For some reason, these warts look like a freaking … Continue reading

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Google Docs Excel Email

In Google Docs, you can email the word documents, but you can not email the Excel files. It would be great if they allowed you to package excel files into PDF format and then email them like the word documents. … Continue reading

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electronic bondage

I am watching a coverage on CES (consumer electronic show) and it makes me think that we are all retarded. They have all sorts of electronic gadgets to let you do all sorts of shit, but if you really think … Continue reading

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snow sucks

I don’t get it. I don’t get why we risk our lives to go snowboarding. Driving up the snow covered mountains is extremely dangerous and people spin out all the time. I myself have been in a car that hit … Continue reading

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Clumsy because I am falling in love

Fergie – Clumsy First time, that I saw your eyes, boy you looked right through me. Play it cool, but I knew you knew, That cupid hit me. You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumblin Clumsy cuz (because) I’m fallin … Continue reading

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