gay bitch
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Her name is Kaylie, and she’s Uyen’s dog. Hence, she is a bitch. She is also gay. What??? WTF, how do you know she’s gay? Ok ok ok, before you go screaming your head off, let me explain why Kaylie is gay ( or lesbian to be politically correct ).
1) She hump things – other dogs, our pillow, stuff animals. She humps them like she got a penis.
2) She marks her territory – although some female dogs do this, this is most a male behavior
So now that I have justified the title of this post, let me go back to work. 
are you THAT bored at work that you have to write something about my dog? geez babe! haha
omg stop talking about your life no one gives a big shit