Why Google should hire me

Posted by vinhboy on Monday, May 21st, 2007 in Uncategorized.

On the drive home from work, I came to the realization that if Google hired me, I could save them at least $60,000 a year.

Yup, thats right. $60,000 a year. Pay me $40,000 to mop the CEO’s floor, and they will still save $20,000…. Think about that!

I highly highly highly doubt that many Google employees, or any employees for that matter, can offer their company that sort of a return. Besides, if I can guarantee that sort of return, it would be stupid not to hire me…

I could go in details about how this is true, but then you wouldn’t believe me, so I won’t waste my time. But anyways, that’s just food for thought. :D

3 Comments

  1. trung Says (May 22nd, 2007):

    I hope Google will pay you.

  2. Robot Says (October 3rd, 2007):

    HAHAHA. I am a robot. HAHAHA. I have perfected the science of spelling words backwards. I have infiltrated your silly blog! HAHAHA. Now I will steal your Google job just like I will take all other human jobs. HAHAHA. All the humans will die and robots will rule the Earth! HAHAHA.

  3. alon ben levy Says (November 6th, 2007):

    Hope you will succeed I’m trying too.
    :)

    I loved the "Spell the word "blog" backward…" idea! nice!

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