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Fat is contagious!

Don’t let fat people sneeze on you! You might catch fat!
I am serious! That’s what a new scientific study says.
Ok Ok… Maybe not exactly… But it did say that obesity can spread through social circles because of social influences. You can infer from this that if you hang out with skinny friends, you may become skinny!

So, in light of this news, I have decided to offer you one month of my time for $2000. I guarantee you will loose at least 10lbs. And trust me, your fat influences will have no effect on me, since I cannot manage to gain a single pound even if I eat lard all day. :lol:

Science is funny and interesting ain’t it? Now… lets find some data to prove that your life is pointless since you have time to read my blog…