People I am jealous of

1) People who have garages – A lot of great companies began in a garage. All my life, I have never had the privilege to live in a house with a garage.

2) Software crackers – Ever since high school, I have always wanted to be a cracker. Reverse engineering anything is awesome. Damn my slow brain.

3) Web Designers – I can’t design worth crap. Nothing I put together in Photoshop ever looks right. Web designing is a talent. A talent I sorely lack.

4) Flash Designers – Flash is stupid and useless, but it looks cool. How do people do that stuff? I have spend hours watching flash tutorials, but it gets me nowhere….

5) Good writers – Grammar, curse it to HELL. Me no English.