Starting the work day

Every morning when I get into the office, I boot my MBP and click on all the little icons.

excited

They look like little children jumping up and down, excited to see their father coming home from a long business trip. Is something wrong with me?

In reality, the fact that the icons bounce for so long means the computer is taking forever to boot, which is actually bad. But the story I imagined in my head is much prettier…