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Dear President Obama

I am happy that you got elected. It’s nice to see an intelligent person in control, rather than a team of retards. Although, I must say, I am rather not fond of your long winded speeches. Many people are impressed by your oratory skills, I’d prefer it if you cut the crap and get to the point.

Anyways, I am writing you today to let you know that you should stop this conciliatory, team effort, bullshit. The idea of working together sounds great, and stupid people love it because it makes it seem like you care about them, and that they are being heard. But the reality is, people are stupid, and it is your job to basically protect them from themselves.

I am tired of hearing about WallStreet bonuses, tea parties, homophobia, death panels, warrantless wiretaps, torture, pro-life, illegal immigration, etc, etc, etc…

I know you are to blame for many of these atrocities, and continuing many of Bush’s agenda, but shit man, at this point I don’t really care where you stand, I just wish you’d do something.

Stop playing footsies with the Congress and just kick some ass already. If I disagree with you, I’ll protest or vote against you. But sitting around waiting for you to make a “collaborative” effort happen is extremely annoying.

Listen dude. I don’t agree with you on my things, but I know one thing for sure. I hate the way Republican party is ruining America. And your democratic buddies are just as bad. Can you please get off this “team work” bullshit and do something?