shampoo that gives you breast

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Here is an interesting story of the day: Shampoo Induce Breast Growth.

At first I thought it was scary, but after very little ( and I mean very very very little ) thought, I am very perplexed by this news. Growing my own breast… a bad thing?? :roll:

My only question now is, where do I find this “shampoo”. The only downside is, I may never get out of the shower. Which means I would probably miss work a lot and become a bum. But I mean come on, what else does a man need for infinite happiness. :P