going to the gym

My gf forced me to join the gym today. I guess after a weekend of seeing all my buff friends ( bastards.. ), she decided I had to get buff and fast!

Its nothing new. She has been egging me to join the gym for a couple of months now, but I always found a reason not to. She calls it an excuse, I call it an “inconvenient” truth.

The goal is for me to join the gym and workout to a) build muscles b) stimulate my metabolism so that I would eat more. The end result would be: buff Vinh.

Buff Vinh – now that’s a novel concept. For as long as I can remember, I have always been as skinny as a toothpick. My dad and my brother are both skinny, so it is no wonder I am the same way. I try to eat a lot, and I eat very unhealthy as well, yet I cannot gain a single pound. The heaviest I have ever been is 127lbs at 5′ 6″.

Eh, its a good thing I am not yolked. I imagine that if I was a big guy, a lot of people would get hurt. You know… a lot of repressed anger. :) On top of that, I think being skinny makes me who I am. I don’t think people would see me the same way if I was big.

Anyways… Patrons of Peak Performance in Davis, prepare the way, here I come!!!