What boyfriends are good for

“Opening cans and killing spiders.”

I think that’s what Kelly said. I was half as sleep by that time, but from what I think I heard, I feel bad for Alex. Just a couple minutes before that, I heard screaming and woke up to find Alex trying to kill something crawling on the ceiling. I am guessing its a spider…

But hey, at least we’re not this guy: Woman sets fire to ex-husband’s penis.