Obama is a donkey

I don’t mean to be disrespectful or offensive, but President Obama is the equivalent of a poker donkey. A fish. A noob.

He’s the poker player that sits down at a table and plays the first hand dealt to him. He calls every bet and raise, because he doesn’t know how to wait for a better hand.

Then when it reaches the river, the agressive players goes all in and Obama folds.

He then proceeds to tell everyone around the casino floor about how he had a good hand, but got screwed on the river.

No sir, you are just a donkey and they are taking you for a ride.

Please learn to push a good hand, and call them on their bluff. Stop throwing away the American bankroll because you “have to see the next card”.