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I been getting into the habit of watching Star Trek – Voyager lately because of my girlfriend. Yea, I know, freaky… Anyways, I caught an early edition of the Star Trek series this morning, the one with Captain Kirk and Spock.

I have always thought that “seven of nine” tight outfit was a bit riskee, but damn, this old Star Trek makes captain Jane Way look like grandma.

Captain Kirk was a pimp! Of the five minutes that I saw, Captain Kirk’s female crew member wore short skirt uniforms that would make any man be ok with being lost the “delta quadrant” forever. On top of that, for some reason, Captain Kirk began making out with scantily clad female “aliens”.

Inter-gallactic pimp?? Explore the universe, one bra strap at a time… Man, where do I sign up?