Category: Rant

Having just heard a speech about sanity, I really shouldn’t be calling anyone an idiot. But I can’t help it. Larry Mendte is a f**king idiot. My wife has this rather annoying habit of tuning to the local Sacramento news station, Fox40News, before going to bed. Ok… I know that this is not the dreaded… Continue reading Larry Mendte is an idiot

Last week I went to the Ikea’s Crawfish Party in Sacramento. I was really excited, and had dreams of eating mountains upon mountains of crawfish. But sadly Ikea was ill-prepared for the onslaught of us Vietnamese people and our fishsauce. The place was filled with Vietnamese people, and every one of them used these Ikea… Continue reading Vietnamese people are shameless and have no class

Dear Sys Admin of Lowes.com, Can you please fix the damn site. That shit is always lagging, or down. You are making me want to go to Home Depot! Great site, solid features, but damn, just about every time I’ve wanted to browse your sites for products, it is dragging, or displaying system errors. Come… Continue reading Why is the Lowes website always down?

Unfortunately I’ve witness to many “moving” events, both personally and professionally, and I have come to the conclusion that moving furniture is a horrible waste of time and resources. Unlike my wife, who insists on hoarding tons of heavy furniture and knick-knacks, I hate owning anything that I can not pick up with my bare… Continue reading The Curse of Furniture

It’s not uncommonly for you to hear someone say “I hope I won’t regret eating this X day old Y”. Replace X with an expiration time frame, and Y with a food item. I just don’t get it. If you are forcing yourself to eat old/expired food because you are on some sort quest to… Continue reading Why do people eat old expired food?

The reason some students don’t get financial aid is because they don’t know to apply for it… Seriously? Like Seriously? The government is giving you free money, through programs like the Pell Grant, and your excuse is you don’t know how to fill out the application? Check it out: How to Apply

You know what sucks. Staying up until 1 in the morning trying to figure why some code you wrote will not work, when every piece of documentation you read seem to suggest that it should work. Then you find out its because the codebase you are working with has some custom extensions that overwrite the… Continue reading When coding is not fun

So, can someone tell me why cashiers at the grocery stores always take your grocery basket and spill it all over the counter before they scan it? I don’t understand that. What is so hard about gently picking out each item and scanning it individually?

I wrote I hate sex in the city and it was a big hit. Let’s try to reproduce that success here. Let me tell you what I’ve learned from Grey’s Anatomy: The hospital breakroom is for sex – be careful next time you go in there – clean it well All  doctors are gorgeous people,… Continue reading I hate Grey’s Anatomy

Been looking at a lot of photographer’s websites lately. Here is one piece of opinion for all you photographers out there Please, for the love of humanity, stop using flash. Using flash is a terrible way to display your photographs. 1) It takes forever to load. 2) The photos are small and often cannot be… Continue reading Photographer Websites